Decoding Woman

McCane : My two marriage were a failure..

Obamah: Why?

McCane : My 1st wife would not tolerate my little yelling & went off with Clintone...

Obamah : How about the second?

McCane : We quarrel daily, but no matter how serious i shout at her, she just insist to stay

Cheese...

The olderlogy

Old musicians never die, they just decompose

Old pilots never die, they just buzz off

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance
Old bankers never die, they just lose interest
Old engineers never die, they just lose their bearings
Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed
Old soccer players never die, they just achieve their final goal

Old students never die, they just get degraded
Old watchmakers never die, they just run out of time
Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive
Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke

& MOSTLY

Old Blogger never die...... they just log off

18 Rules for Living

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three Rs:
– Respect for self
– Respect for others
– Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great friendship.
7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honourable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. It’s a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
And, if I may be so pretentious, I would add three more:
19. Find evidence of something greater than yourself in nature and its creations.
20. Be beautiful for what you do, not for how you look.
21. Never underestimate the power of a good nap.

America Blockblaster 2008

Latest follow up of The Tainted Egg

Courtesy from a reader who brought back the 'melamined egg' from Yangzhou Farm Park

The MEETING efficiency

Decode de BAR

The whole world is scared of China made "black hearted goods"Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China? Lets me tell u … the first 3 digits of barcode 690.691.692 is made in CHINA. Do not ever buy it for your own healthy.
471 is Made in Taiwan

This is a human's right to know, but the government and related department never educate the public, therefore we have to Rescue ourselves. Remember.
Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show made from which country.However, you may now refer to the barcode, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China.
SG products start with 888...China-made will be 690, 691 and 692.. etc. 471 is Made in Taiwan
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