Tension is when wife is pregnant
Terror: When girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror: When both r pregnant!
Tragedy: When U r Not responsible 4 both!
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm> when> > Mating. Only 10%> > enters the female. And you always wondered why the sea> > tasted Salty?!
Why is it that a girl looks down when u say I love u?
> > To see if u really mean it!
Why is sex similar to shaving?
> > Well, because no matter how well u do it today,> > tomorrow u have to do it again.
Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex> with> > their husbands for> > weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-olympic sex
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sex life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 Years.
The stock markets now are like an old man's dick?> > Just refusing to rise, and the irony is that everyone> is> > still getting> > fucked!> >> >
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death !
A loud scream comes from the bedroom and the husband> runs> > in.
He sees a guy leaping out of the window.
Wife yells: That guy just screwed me twice!
Husband: Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he> > screwed you once?
Wife: Because I thought it was you, until he started> the> > second time.
If a bomb bursts in a bra, what would you get?> > Tit-Bits.> >
And if it bursts in a man's underwear?> > Banana split.
What's the diff between a bomb n a condom?
In a bomb blast population >>decreases
& if a> condom> > blasts population increases.
